- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
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looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
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I didn’t choose the fandom life.
The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”
I didn’t choose the fandom life
the fandom life grabbed my hand and whispered, “Run.”
I didn’t choose the fandom life
The fandom life borrowed my phone and asked me “afghanistan or iraq?”
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vatican-cameos-hobbits asked: Share 10 facts about yourself and then share this with your 10 favorite followers :)
OMG! This literally made my day just now :) You are all but too wonderful!
Well, I suppose I’d say:
1. I love to draw. And by draw I mean if you asked me to I would probably make you into a victorian masterpiece if you really wanted me to because I enjoy it so much haha.
2. That kind of ties in with the fact that I like making people happy when I can.
3. I’m kind of afraid to get married? But I also want to one day, of course. Paradoxes man.
4. I just got hired at SeaWorld Yay :)
5. I think I’ve watched Ferris Beuller’s day off at least 20x
6. Ticklish to the point of sobbing. Hardcore tears.
7. I speak really formally in person and I hope it doesn’t weird people out as much as I think it does, it’s just how I talk sometimes!
8. I’m in love with bennynoodle crumblecake
9. ‘MURICA
10. But right now I’m really just looking forward to doing something new. Like hey, maybe I’ll go learn russian tomorrow. Who knows. (;
fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
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can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?
i can
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